Not All Blowjobs Are The Same

Preface

Ever heard of Schniblo Day? Honestly?! Actually, I only have since I started working at Lovesvibe. Schniblo is a combination of the words “schnitzel” and “blowjob.” This holiday was invented as a counterpart to Valentine’s Day and takes place exactly one month later, on March 14th. The idea behind it? To receive something in return for chocolates and flowers. And there it was: Schniblo Day, the only holiday explicitly dedicated to oral sex.

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I should mention that in my 33 years I have only had one nice Valentine’s Day. I don’t know if it’s just my bad hand with men, but so far I have never met a single one who made any kind of effort on this day. It wasn’t because I wasn’t appreciated. It was more because the men I was in relationships with simply didn’t give a damn about this day. In the sense of: “I show you every day how great I think you are. Do I really have to wait for some purely commercial day invented by society to show it to you?” I think: YES, YES and YES again!!! I would love to be shown it every day. And of course, ALSO on Valentine’s Day!

Bubbles Instead of A Bouquet

I now know that there are many people out there who think like my ex-boyfriends and don’t have such a strong romantic streak. Well, to each their own, but it’s important to remain transparent. Are you a romantic and want something for Valentine’s Day? Be honest and communicate it. “Oh, no problem, honey. We don’t have to celebrate it either…” and then still be disappointed afterwards when there isn’t at least a bouquet of flowers waiting for you? That’s not fair, neither to you nor to your babe. I’d like to clarify one thing, though: It doesn’t always have to be flowers, candles, and chocolate! Let your imagination run wild sometimes. Well, for me, I would definitely prefer a schnitzel to a box of chocolates. And sex or just some hot foreplay?! I’ll take it, bring it on! Between you and me: If I have the choice between going to the theater and really naughty, uninhibited sex, I’ll take the sex!

But back to Schniblo Day. Hand on heart, it’s fantastic. It’s clearly communicated what’s wanted: dinner and oral sex. It couldn’t be simpler. I’m not a good schnitzel cook, but that shouldn’t be the reason the whole thing fails. You can order that, too. Then there’s the matter of the blowjob. Incidentally, according to a Canadian study, 30 percent of women enjoy giving a blowjob because it makes them feel powerful.

For my part, I think and hope I’m pretty good at it. Probably because I simply enjoy it. At least, no one has ever complained. But I’ve also heard of many women who are at odds with penises, who are essentially disgusted by them, or at least insecure about them. I was shocked. How can you find a person attractive but find a very important part of them disgusting? How would I handle it if it were the other way around? What experiences do you think these women had to go through that led to their insecurities?

Blowjob Tips for Him / Receiving Persons

Well, to be honest, there have been moments in my life when I would have loved to beam myself away. For example, when an incredibly beautiful specimen was shoved in my face. But the closer I got to this beauty, the stronger the pungent smell became. Yuck! If you want us to work on your cock with all our devotion, then do us a favor and keep a few simple things in mind, because a blowjob should be about the comfort of everyone involved:

Wash Yourself!

And I don’t mean the shower you had this morning, but just before you get down to business. We can certainly expect a little preparation!

Trim the Hedge!

You don’t have to shave completely, and this isn’t about condemning body hair. But it makes a blowjob much more enjoyable and easier if you don’t have to keep picking hair out from between your teeth.

Please Give Us Your Signals!

Not all blowjobs are created equal. Everyone has different preferences. Share them with us so we can adapt or refine our technique. Communication is the “ahhs” and “ohhs”: A moan here and there at least lets us know we’re doing something right. Grabbing the hair during this process is a real turn-on for many! Just show us how much you like what we’re doing.

We Are Not Porn Actors!

Please don’t expect everyone to be able to deep throat (= deep throat means taking the penis all the way into the mouth). This is really something for experts and those who can control their gag reflex. It’s disrespectful, uncomfortable, and above all, intrusive, and can damage the trust between you. While this particularly deep penetration is extremely pleasurable for the person, it can quickly become uncomfortable for the other person if you’re not considerate. Please do us a favor and don’t just push our head down, saying, “Now do it!”

More Flavor

To make the blowjob more appealing and palatable for us, let’s use flavored lubricant or a flavored condom. There are many different flavors, so there should be something for everyone. You can choose from deliciously sweet fruit flavors, but also lubricants that taste like chocolate, tiramisu, or caramel sea salt. This will make oral sex much more flavorful!

Blowjob Tips for You / Givers

And now to the givers: We should also keep a few important things in mind when giving a blowjob. Here’s a quick checklist before we get down to business:

Blow Properly – with Dedication!

Embrace the experience and give yourself over to pampering your babe. Nothing is hotter than seeing that your partner is completely into it. It’s also perfectly fine to ask your babe to wash up beforehand. If you’re uncomfortable because you think your partner might take it personally, simply suggest a shower together. This way, you can indulge in a little wet foreplay in the shower before you start the pampering session.

Eye Contact During a Blowjob

During this time, look into each other’s eyes from time to time, lustfully, like “Look at what I’m doing to you.” I promise you, you’ll drive your babe crazy and her excitement will increase immeasurably.

Find Your Blowjob Position

The right and comfortable position and a certain amount of relaxation are half the battle. To avoid getting a stiff neck, it’s advisable to kneel in front of your partner. This also gives your babe a nice perspective to watch you. Another, more comfortable option (after all, the point of Schniblo Day is to do something nice for your babe) would be for your partner to lie on their back and you to kneel next to them, position your bottom, and stretch it up nicely so that your babe can also pleasure you at the same time. This way, you both benefit!

Work Slowly!

The glans is very sensitive (especially if the penis is circumcised), as it contains most of the nerve endings—similar to the clitoris. Therefore, focus on the glans first, pulling back the foreskin (or not, if the penis is circumcised), and pleasure it with the tip of your tongue.

Get Involved!

The right pressure is very important for a good blowjob. You can use your hand to intensify the movement of your mouth. This has the advantage of making it feel as if the penis is deeper in your mouth. It also makes your job easier – no more gagging. Be careful with circumcised penises: The hand movement must stop before the glans, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable. A little insider tip: Gentle pressure on the perineum (the area between the anus and testicles) stimulates the prostate and makes the orgasm even more intense.

Blow or Suck?!

Even though the name suggests otherwise, blowing actually means sucking. You can suck all the time. The ultimate skill in sucking is creating a vacuum. To do this, you take the penis deep into your mouth, let the air out, and then pull the head back up. Your lips must be tightly wrapped around the penis to prevent air from getting back in. During the vacuum, your tongue can and should be used again.

Vary Your Pace!

Some people believe that a constant rubbing motion is the best they can get. In fact, many find it much more enjoyable when you vary the speed of the movements, rhythm, and stimulation techniques. Sometimes hard, sometimes gentle, sometimes with your hand, sometimes with your tongue – keep things varied. Heat your babe up and then let it cool down again. This will make your lovemaking more tender, longer, and much more exciting.

Pamper!

You can use your lips, tongue, and hands to pamper the entire intimate area by stroking, kissing, licking, and sucking. Include the inner thighs and the buttocks or buttocks, too.

Swallow or Spit?

It’s best to think about whether you want to swallow, spit, or get sprayed. Swallowing cum isn’t for everyone. But the same rule applies here: if you’re going to do it, do it right. Avoid grimacing or making gagging noises. You can have a glass of water ready to wash down the taste. If you don’t want to swallow, you can ask beforehand where your partner wants to cum when the time comes. The conversation alone can be such a big turn-on that your babe won’t care at all. Important: Keep touching your partner with your tongue or hand during the orgasm. Don’t stop just before climax, because constant stimulation will intensify the climax.

Be Careful with Your Teeth!

You can do a lot of things during a blowjob, but teeth simply don’t belong there. While it’s teasing foreplay during kissing, it doesn’t work at all during a blowjob. So always be careful!