March 14th is Schniblo Day!

Schniblo Day – what is that?
March 14 is Schniblo Day, which means “Schnitzel and blowjob” and is a holiday for men (or people who have a penis and enjoy oral sex). The holiday was established in 2002: an American radio station announced the establishment of “Schnitzel and blowjob day” (short for: Schniblo Day). The message of “Schnitzel and blowjob day” spread all over the world via the Internet, even to Germany.
Schniblo Day can be seen as the counterpart of Valentine’s Day, on which people around the world usually eagerly look for the perfect gift and the most romantic ideas for their loved ones. Flowers, theater, movies or jewelry? Some people are happy to go to great lengths to do this.
March 14th is Schniblo Day – why?
Exactly one month after Valentine’s Day, on March 14, people celebrate Schniblo Day. To ensure that you get schnitzel and blowjob, you have to make a real effort on Valentine’s Day. Fun – of course everyone can celebrate Schniblo Day the way they want. Because devotion should come from the heart and should not be driven by any selfish motives. Nevertheless, this holiday naturally tempts us to a cliché idea: a man gets his Schniblo Day only when he pampers his partner to the best of his ability. But if it’s fun for both of you, why not play with some stereotypes?
Of course, Valentine’s Day pampering plans, even including cunnilingus, do not guarantee you a good sex day, because good partners are naturally helpful all year round, read each other’s every wish from their eyes, are sensitive, always considerate lovers. So if your partner is not in the mood for the evening, enjoy a delicious schnitzel and spend quality time together – even without sex.
Squirting Blowjob for Orgasm Day – Here’s How!
Get ready for your oral exam – blow instead of pump! Add variety to your oral sex and use your hands to stimulate other erogenous points besides the penis. When giving oral sex, focus not only on the glans but on the entire penis and frenulum.
Stroke, lick and kiss the penis with your tongue. Instead of sucking continuously, give it a little more force from time to time and focus on different parts of the penis. Now we’ll show you what else you can do to make Schniblo Day even more special.
Oral Sex Tips for Oral Sex Day
- Ball Games: Catch the ball! During oral sex, it is okay to caress or massage the testicles – gentle pulling is strictly permitted as well.
- From behind: First, massage the perineum with your fingers while blowing the penis. You can also include the anus in the game if you wish. Start by massaging the outside of the anus. The many nerve endings inside the anus create stimulating sensations. A little lubricant will make the massage more comfortable and allow you to reach deep into the man’s G-spot, the prostate. If this point is stimulated during oral sex, he will experience an amazingly intense orgasmic feeling.
- Bondage: Tie your babe to the bed and blindfold her (always with her consent). Now every touch will be more intense. You can do whatever you want with it, as your babe is completely at the mercy of your tongue and lip movements – but agree on a safe word for “stop” just to be safe.
- Bottle Opener: Materials: 1 pair of soft lips, 1 willing penis and a small amount of lubricant. Start by caressing the penis with your mouth from the base upwards, slowly moving the glans from left to right. At the same time, let your tongue circle around, imitating the spiral shape of a corkscrew. Once you reach the glans, you can briefly add a twisting motion with your lips and tongue, then repeat from top to bottom.
- Hot and cold: For extra stimulation, take a sip of hot mint tea during oral sex. This will make his penis feel first warm in your mouth, and then suddenly feel refreshingly cool due to the mint. You can enhance the effect by alternating between drinking hot tea and sucking on an ice cube. Move the ice cube up and down his penis while you suck on the tip of his penis.
- Edging: Give your babe oral sex until she is close to orgasm, then pause the game. Continue as soon as the wave of excitement has subsided a little. The process is called edging. The erotic game of cat and mouse can go on for as long as you want. You decide when your baby comes. That liberating orgasm at the end will be unforgettable.
- Deepthroat: This special oral sex technique can be mastered with just a little practice. You can find instructions for deep pleasure in our article: Deepthroat – Here’s how to do it!
- Handjob: You can also enjoy oral sex on your own! BOLD’s premium masturbator gives the penis a realistic oral sex sensation thanks to its unique suction effect. The internal structure also provides a shiny highlight.
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The perfect schnitzel for Schniblo Day
The Classic – Wiener Schnitzel
- 2 veal escalopes (120 g each)
- 2 eggs
- 2 tbsp whipped cream
- 50 g flour
- 150 g breadcrumbs
- 200 g clarified butter
- Salt and pepper
- Lemon
Recipe instructions:
Pound the veal schnitzels from the topside, one at a time, between two lightly oiled pieces of cling film. Season the schnitzels all over with salt and pepper. Whisk the eggs and whipped cream in a bowl with a fork. Place each schnitzel on a plate. Dip the schnitzels briefly in flour, shaking off any excess flour, then dip them in the egg and cream, and finally coat them in the breadcrumbs, pressing the coating firmly into the pan.
Heat clarified butter in a large pan and fry the schnitzels for about 3 minutes on each side until golden brown. Drain on kitchen paper and serve with lemon wedges. Tip: Serve the Wiener Schnitzel with some potato wedges or potato salad. Refine it with a little chili, truffles, parsley, or a touch of nutmeg. These secret ingredients have an aphrodisiac effect and will leave you wanting more.
Tools That Make Schniblo Day More Enjoyable
Flavored Lubricant
The wetter, the better. This also applies to oral sex, the one who gives will also get what they deserve in return. The water-based medical-grade lubricant has a salted caramel flavor that provides real culinary pleasure during oral sex. Delicious!
Kissable Oral Oil
This seductive oil has a sensual smell and taste, especially during oral sex, it will give you a sweet coconut flavor. It can be kissed and turns every intimate massage into a pleasurable treat.